Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

熱門順口溜-2008.11.25 蘋果日報
愛情像大便
愛情就像大便,
水一沖就再也回不來了,
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愛情就像大便,
來了之後就擋也擋不住;
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愛情就像大便,
每次都一樣卻又不太一樣;
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愛情就像大便,
有時努力蹲了很久卻只是個屁!

Saturday, July 05, 2008

Aliens is coming!?

mayday~mayday~ eerrrrrrr.......
but who should I call?? ^^"a
super man?bat man? spider man or iron man?
does anyone know Hulk's number?
maybe I should ask the special agent Mulder and Scully open the X-files again first.

Monday, February 04, 2008

Hair Caring
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someone who has raven hair told me
the secret about hair caring few days ago.
I thought the idea was awesome
well...I am a selfless person
Besides, I believe good stuff should be shared to everyone
so....
here is the secret prescription below ...
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1.on Monday,Wednesday,Friday
we only use the shampoo
2.on Tuesday,Thursday and Saturday
no shampoo on these days
use the hair conditioner only!!
3.then Sunday is hair's holiday.
our hair should have their right to take a rest
so...no shampoo no conditioner on the day...
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fallow the rule day by day
then you will get the shining and smooth hair in the future.
also you can save more money in the way!!